Trust me. I'm a doctor.

shhh it was too small for him besides he took my bose shirt so even trade

i just heard the horrible monster sound again there’s definitely some mutant terrorizing the streets at night

picking a roommate is weird

my hair was so pointy the other day it was fun

adriofthedead:

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rubbertoy:

gpoy

if you’ve ever wondered what i look like naked/with a monkey head/covered in pink slime, you’re in luck

oh yeah I finished that portrait btw

i think theres a monster outside jfc

i just heard this horrible squealing/grunting sound that sounded like a mix between a goose an warthog but like if their throats were filled with gunk.

then there was this terrible squelching

i might go investigate if i don’t return then remember me

toot